Poopy People

My friend Ashley, a paramedic in New Orleans wrote in her blog the other day...

"On a side note, I had perhaps what was my grossest call ever on Wednesday. It involved a patient covered literally from head to toe in diarrhea. Even worse, said diarrhea had a grotesque and quite nauseating odor of white cheddar macaroni and cheese. I haven't come that close to vomiting on scene in about 5 years. There is quite more to this call but I'll do everyone the favor of omitting more details since I have succeeded in making myself queasy just remembering it."

Would love to have more details! Don't worry I'm on it.

-AB

The Door is Open!!!

A week and a half ago my two roommates went out to LA to play some shows and demoralize West Coast krappers. Before they left we had a funny exchange.

J. says, "Boonparn!!!! You've got the place to yerself!!! You can walk around the apartment naked."

I replied, "Yeah then I won't have to take off my pants to take a shit."

All: Laughter, harrr heee hooo harh eee hohohahahah lol 55555 wwww heeeeee hardy har har

The first few days I enjoyed shitting with the door open.

Then it evolved to:

"Hmmm having the place to myself I'll just shit on the floor. No reason to go to the bathroom."

-AB

From the home office in Edwardsville, Illinois

My friend Kari tells a story...

"My dad used to have a weirdo at his office that shit with the fuckin' door open! Now, tell me, what in the hell would possess someone to do THAT! He was obviously a shit sharer. I mean, if he didn't want to smell his own shit..then why would anyone else, right?"


Now I wonder if the "open door" she's talking about is the stall door or the bathroom door. Ha, and I was just thinking this morning..."hey my roommates are out of town I can't wait to shit with the door open!!!

-AB