I totally sabottaged my healthy poo cycle two days ago when I went to bed with diarreah (dia for short). I don't know what I ate, but I was about to tuck into bed, drank some water, tried to fart and realized it wasn't gas that had to come out, but diarreah. I rushed to the bathroom and squirted out the dia. It sounded like pee. I waited after the first blast, knowing there was more to expel, but it wouldn't come. I fell asleep to the sound of my squishy bowels. I should have gotten up and sat on the pot for a while, but I was tired.
I woke up the next morning and realized that all the dia had compacted into constipation. I drank my coffee, had my cigarette, but my morning shit wouldn't come. I tried again and again yesterday, but could not dump. It kind of ruined my day. I was bloated and grumpy.
I fully expected to wake up today back to normal. Coffee, cigarette, shit. I was wrong. My morning dump was paltry and unsatisfying. I think I'll take some flax seed oil. My advice to our readers: Never go to sleep with diarreah.
- CLF
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hmmmmmm u ever try senna tea? sorry to hear about the cons (short for constipation). man, we are brilliant. ok hope u have a poo soon!
Dude, I am really sorry about that. Feel free to make liberal use of my 'smooth move' tea collection. I will never ever go to bed with 'dia' again...an idea, perhaps for the purpose of this blog we can refer to diarrhea as "Lady Dia", or simply, "The Brown Lady."
OMG The Brown Lady 55555555 laugh forever
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